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Wednesday 16 March 2011

Motherhood **runs away screaming**

Things I hate about being a mother in no particular order:

*Actually fighting someone for the pleasure of wiping the crap off their ass.

*Getting peed, puked or pooed on.

*Getting no sleep cause apparently Hungry Mouth 2 has developed a "keeping eyes closed" allergy.

*Getting no peace during the day because said child could only manage two 15 minute naps!

*Cooking over and over again, only to have child the food is meant for (Hungry Mouth 1) refuse it all and ask for cereal/bread with jam/ice cream/chocolate.  This happens every meal people!

I mean seriously, why even bother?  Why don't I just make croutons out of jam toasties, dump them in some cereal along with some chocolate buttons and whack a scoop of ice cream on the top?  It would make my afternoons/nights much easier and if he gets too hyper, couldn't I just throw him in the neighbour's yard for a few weeks days hours?

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