*Actually fighting someone for the pleasure of wiping the crap off their ass.
*Getting peed, puked or pooed on.
*Getting no sleep cause apparently Hungry Mouth 2 has developed a "keeping eyes closed" allergy.
*Getting no peace during the day because said child could only manage two 15 minute naps!
*Cooking over and over again, only to have child the food is meant for (Hungry Mouth 1) refuse it all and ask for cereal/bread with jam/ice cream/chocolate. This happens every meal people!
I mean seriously, why even bother? Why don't I just make croutons out of jam toasties, dump them in some cereal along with some chocolate buttons and whack a scoop of ice cream on the top? It would make my afternoons/nights much easier and if he gets too hyper, couldn't I just throw him in the neighbour's yard for a few
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